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Blind Demotivational Poster


MATH -


TAGS: long equation blindfolded chalkboard commi3
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
*brittish, stupid autocorrect
the1stCOMMI3 - December 4, 2011, 3:02 am
Call it a grittier accent, why not?
Derek - November 28, 2011, 9:10 pm
Didn't teach you Spe = ing


ROCK BOTTOM - when you ask out a blind chick and she tells you she's already seeing someone


TAGS: blind rock bottom denied
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by wonkycactus

doctorwholittle - February 21, 2011, 11:06 pm
Yessir... a palpable hit!
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 9:54 am
well played
Waylander - February 20, 2011, 6:41 pm
Nicely done.
TheOne - February 18, 2011, 6:36 pm
Sir you made a homerun on your first swing,WTM!
wonkycactus - February 18, 2011, 5:15 pm
Thanks boys look forward to more
Feasibly - February 18, 2011, 10:17 am
I see what you're saying there Wonky. 5L
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 9:50 am
One of the best debuts I have seen. 5L
rerun - February 18, 2011, 9:45 am

welcome to motifake, excellent 1st poster


IRONY -




LOVE IS BLIND -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage blind funny cold
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:11 am
I'm ok pal. It's more of an exaggeration.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:46 pm
Man! You must really hurt! Want a hug from a soul-buddy?


O BROTHER - WHY DID THEY BOTHER -


TAGS: either they re blind or he is filthy rich
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by culos

Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 5:20 pm
That poor chair.


FEMALE NINJA ASSASSINS - Don't mess with them, they'll kill you and can't be seen


TAGS: ninja assassin murder scene stupid blind arse
Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

Derek - August 11, 2009, 7:48 pm
Oh, I see, the woman with the gun is an innocent bystander


SENSE OF HUMOR - You'd think a clown would have one


TAGS: mean clown blind kids
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:28 pm
I have a braille computer screen and I'm terribly offended! Just kidding.
Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 6:58 pm
No worries. Blind people will never see this, and therefore won't be complaining.


BEING COLORBLIND - also means you're stupid.


TAGS: colorblind color blind iq test stupid funny quiz
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by Alex P

Shyanne - December 3, 2009, 10:37 am
lol awesome!


BLIND DATES -


TAGS: blind dates hot tub mustache redneck
Rating: 2.64/5

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Derek - December 8, 2009, 4:05 pm
You know he's filled a tub with it...


BLIND MISCONCEPTIONS - He thinks she wants him in a bad way, she thinks he is a total dirty dog.




LOVE -


TAGS: love game blind joaquin sabina
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - January 22, 2012, 2:29 pm
the photo? no, I found it on google images, I didn't even look from where it came from
zango24 - January 22, 2012, 1:52 pm
Love is like exam. Well both are kind of different. Funny thing is that you need guts to express love. I think you have seen this on PosterPie site. If not, Just Google PosterPie :-) and find it out yourself. Simple!
gas - January 22, 2012, 10:30 am
hey thanks. Actually it's part of a song, when I saw this image it came to my mind, so I made the poster. but as you I don't specially agree with the message, I just found it made a nice composition
djrcreative - January 22, 2012, 1:08 am
That...is an awesome poster. 5L Can't say as I agree with the message, but nicely written regardless. Amazing photograph. Nice bear traps. ;)


AN EYE FOR AN EYE - Makes The World Blind ...


TAGS: eye for world blind gandhi
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 2:50 pm
@CloudchaserS There really is no solution to this except creating an environment where this problem does not occur in the first place. @suzieq Thanks :) ... I agree that the kid really does carry the poster on his own.
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 9:23 am
hey rick, good stuff. poor kid...
CloudchaserS - January 24, 2012, 9:37 pm
It's a rock and a hard place. Retaliate every time someone wrongs you, everyone goes blind. Never retaliate and you become a target for harassment.


AGE IS JUST A NUMBER -




MEOW YOU TELL ME... -


TAGS: cats miniblind whiskers
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

abraaz - January 4, 2012, 6:51 am
Sorry, it's hard flying around space drunk.
PCat101 - December 22, 2011, 7:59 am
YAY! you buying drinks for everyone now?
abraaz - December 21, 2011, 8:25 pm
Yay my avatar is finally working, :D
abraaz - December 21, 2011, 8:24 pm
*test*
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:34 pm

and they wonder why i smoke. its so i don't kill them :)
Feasibly - December 20, 2011, 10:09 pm
Thx...Nothing like kids and parents keeping each others blood pressure up. ;)
Reality Lord - December 20, 2011, 8:55 pm

printed and posted on the fridge for my teenage kids to learn from. need i say.....5!


WITHOUT A WISH -




BEAUTY -




Sex Appeal -




BLIND PEOPLE - Sometimes, they don't realise how good they've got it.




BLINDNESS -


TAGS: grover stevie blind monster cubby
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

psychosythe - February 16, 2011, 9:58 pm
thats what it looks like 2 me


BECAUSE... - It scares the hell outta the dogs!


TAGS: why dont blind people skydive
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

LD0ne - May 24, 2010, 4:35 pm
is that actually legal to jump from a plane with your dog lol i can just imagine BAWWWWWRRROOOOOOO
FTACHASER357 - June 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
This poster gets a 5 PLUS from me. I have been there and JUMPED into a combat zone, with my Puppy. He HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT and CHEWED THE SHIT out of everyone around. :-)


BLIND DATE - I warned you about your weird friend's sense of humor


TAGS: blind date
Rating: 2.82/5

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SENSE OF HUMOR - You don't have it.


TAGS: ray blind insult
Rating: 2.06/5


GLAUCOMA - Blinding people to the beauty all around us.




BLIND DATES SUCK. - Oh well, since you are here... What's in the heart-shaped box ?


TAGS: blind date
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by SunnyDay

thatonechick - July 27, 2010, 3:02 pm
He'd have to pay extra for that.
GreyScorpion - July 27, 2010, 2:06 pm
naw, just an over her knee, panty down, paddlin' to a nice rose hue
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 1:57 pm
Did he recieve the hammer treatment for TOC's house of pain?
thatonechick - July 27, 2010, 1:38 pm
We have a new bomber on our hands! Everybody welcome... Timmy.
thatonechick - July 26, 2010, 9:16 am
He looks so sad... :(
forseti - July 26, 2010, 8:17 am
very nice... greybeard's dream shattered. 5L ;)


OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE-EEEE - When one realises that one can not expect to find what one refuses to see




LEADERSHIP -


TAGS: follow me blindly cubby
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - November 16, 2010, 8:30 pm
He's a natural!


USEFULNESS -


TAGS: blind
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 5:18 am
Bullseye
Zetmonk - June 18, 2012, 7:01 am
Made my day!
spacedog - June 16, 2012, 9:11 pm
Beauty RL. 5L
Sho - June 16, 2012, 8:57 pm
Oh snap. 5L
MissPriss - June 16, 2012, 8:43 pm
My good self says that's bad. My bad self says 5L.


I'M BLUE - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. ~Oscar Wilde


TAGS: red bluejay lie yourself colorblind
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by TwistedNinjaPirate

TwistedNinjaPirate - June 19, 2011, 3:48 pm
Well at least I can't be blamed! I wasn't here before then... So I couldn't possibly have witnessed the awesomeness. Urs is betr, hammy.
Hawamleh - June 16, 2011, 5:16 pm
#121145 Hate to be this guy...
TwistedNinjaPirate - June 16, 2011, 2:09 pm
Wow, thanks! I mean, I just kinda threw pieces together. It went through a couple stages, but obviously I got it right.
justme - June 16, 2011, 3:19 am
submit to philosophywall to, its great
forseti - June 16, 2011, 1:33 am
awe5ome!


MARRIAGE -




THE REWARDS OF DATING - I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. ~Wendy Liebman




CODE RED -




CRAMPING -




DISTRACTION -




BULLSHIT - causes banner blindness


TAGS: bullshit webpage banner ad blindness
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

Treehodger - February 19, 2010, 12:32 pm
Not to mention the zero with the dash in it means "No Set", meaning her "I.Q." is posted at 14, if that. : /
Treehodger - February 19, 2010, 12:30 pm
The I.Q. Test actually is flawed in that it tests the previous knowledge on set questions based around Math, Science, History, and Composition. There are more fields of intelligences that are left out. A person with an "I.Q." of 80 can still be a genius.
Me_ - December 21, 2009, 5:58 pm
IQ means nothing! Einstein had a 160, mine was 165. Einstein created E=MC^2, I created a bong.
murkhaz - November 23, 2009, 8:54 am
Albert Einstein had like 140 so unlikely not.
boeweizer - October 22, 2009, 1:57 am
145 or higher is actual genius that's just "gifted" and yes i think it went to her hips
Claire - September 8, 2009, 9:59 pm
140 is genious, now?
BriaHere - August 9, 2009, 3:04 pm
How would you know that her IQ isn't that high?
spencer - August 9, 2009, 10:48 am
where did the genius go her hips! j/k
Anon. - July 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
Actually her IQ is really that high. She's at the "genius" level.


Blind Date -


TAGS: i am blind
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Bitchcakes

13thCat - May 11, 2009, 12:22 pm
Is-is it a girl or a guy? On second thought does that even matter?
BeautyFromPain - May 5, 2009, 10:44 pm
I'm alittle gender confused here


Sense -


TAGS: none blind nonsense stupid forums
Rating: 2.13/5

More motifakes by Whirly22

energy - November 3, 2008, 11:31 am
the one here, correct. but there are come that have a "read aloud" option, but i haven't seen many in use yet.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 10:35 am
-- they are completely visual and meant to be unreadable by computers.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 3, 2008, 10:35 am
I have a family member who teaches the visually impaired and everything energy has said is true. The assistive technology these days is awesome and getting better. They can follow links and everything online. Probably capchas are the exception because
Culos - November 3, 2008, 9:59 am
First LOL today, thanks Porcelina
Porcelina - November 3, 2008, 9:58 am
but.. fucking fuck fuck graphic fuck fuck fucking fuckedty fuckers fuckaloony toon
energy - November 3, 2008, 9:51 am
yes. it will tell you everything the mouse touches and where the cursor is. /usability class.
Culos - November 3, 2008, 9:48 am
So I guess it will also fucking tell you where the fuck you have to click for the fucking administrator?
energy - November 3, 2008, 9:46 am
for someone with the name logicdude, you sure don't have any. the screen reader program will fucking read it to you. try using fucking google you fucking stupid fuck before you fucking talk about shit you don't fucking know about. fuck you're stupid! i in
LogicDude - November 3, 2008, 9:32 am
energy this makes as much sense as braille on a drive-up ATM -- if you're visually-impaired, how can you read the notice?
energy - November 3, 2008, 8:52 am
it makes perfect sense- if you knew anything about web design. there's a thing called a screen reader that... get this... reads the content on the page to you... for... people with visual impairments. go to school once in a while.


BLINDFOLD - Helping fugly people get laid


TAGS: blindfold
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by monkey

LogicDude - January 9, 2009, 4:59 pm
Is this what Paul had you wear Timmy7?
Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 4:55 pm
Hi-Yo Silver! Away!!!!!!!!


COLOUR-BLIND? - If you can read this you're at least not colour-blind. But you're dumb.




~ARE YOU BLIND?~ - Can't you see that all the air guitars are gone?


TAGS: air guitar blind
Rating: 1.72/5

More motifakes by Sculptus Poe

Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:00 am
*stranger
Sean - December 31, 2008, 2:59 am
You tell 'em bob. Take it easy man. And don't be a stanger to the site. Bye.
bob - December 31, 2008, 2:40 am
a sean, it was fine, just someone trying to start a tunnel. and failing might i add
Sean - August 4, 2008, 8:27 pm
*implied
Sean - August 4, 2008, 8:26 pm
So you mean I should have said "... until the time I start typing."? I kinda think that was impied, no?


AARGH!!!! - IM EYES!!!!!!


TAGS: my eyes blind
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by Jim

Dr. Festerpus - February 12, 2010, 11:32 pm
Hey go to Penisland.com!
TheBritishGuy - May 29, 2009, 4:10 am
I think i've gone blind. If not, I hope I do.
Captain Douchebag - July 19, 2008, 11:00 am
..Go to the site, Emily. All will be made clear.
Emily - July 19, 2008, 8:39 am
I don't get it.


Blind People are Crazy -




Vision -




blindsided -


TAGS: old geriatrics suicide bomber blindsided
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 9, 2013, 12:55 pm

WOW! 5L


DULLED SENSES -




a little to the left -


TAGS: blind
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 1:31 pm
5 guide lions! Lol


Mine Eyes -




VISIONLESS - I can only walk in confidence If I can see no evil around me


TAGS: pzy visionless blind confidence evil
Rating: 4.83/5

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carebear - March 12, 2012, 9:34 pm
(carebear BANNED)


EQUALITY -


TAGS: business disability corporate management blind
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - August 31, 2010, 7:04 pm
Excellence.
Cubbybear - August 31, 2010, 10:21 am
5 poodles! You know what's funny to me personally? I know no woman named Carol....LOL!


Pretty Buttons -




Bad-assed Eastwood -




VISION -


TAGS: blind truth eyes sight hammy
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Tarapin - April 12, 2011, 1:44 am
Just watched this movie for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Rutger Hauer is [email protected] Blind Fury ftw.


SNAKURBATION -


TAGS: snakurbation diabetes blind
Rating: 4.67/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:35 am
Sweet!


Garage Attendant -




TRUE LOVE -


TAGS: love blind ignore warning signs
Rating: 4.45/5

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hootizz - February 28, 2011, 4:32 am
It does make for GREAT lemon's though..!!


RACISM -


TAGS: racism cure colorblind
Rating: 4.36/5

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pzykosiz - April 7, 2011, 8:09 pm
probably rainbow, otherwise we'd offend people
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 8:00 pm
Depends, what color is it?
rerun - April 7, 2011, 8:00 pm

somehow I don't think "chromatically challenged" would have flowed
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:57 pm
Would you settle for "retinally retarded." You'll get to ride the short bus.
ICEMAN - April 7, 2011, 7:55 pm
We colorblind folk prefer the term 'chromatically challenged'.
TheOne - April 7, 2011, 6:21 pm
Intense.


DESTINY - Take care that you don't allow others to decide yours for you.


TAGS: blind
Rating: 4.31/5

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I WANT YOU TO KNOW - I want you to see I want you to look beyond your own eyes past your afflictions


TAGS: blind
Rating: 4.25/5

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robbidos - June 4, 2012, 12:37 am
spend some more time on your words to make it flow better, like splitting up the bottom line into 3 lines
robbidos - June 3, 2012, 9:19 pm
good one but poorly crafted. spam them, and your not going to have a good time


E-HARMONY - They say there's a match for every one, they just haven't met Aunt Edna yet


TAGS: blind dates are scarey
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by usaf1995

rerun - May 9, 2010, 9:51 pm

this father/son reunion sponsered by Motifake.com
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 9:17 pm
Hi Dad!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 7:57 pm
ICEMAN's Mother.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 4:10 pm
Moooooooooooooooooo's wife.
Zed - May 9, 2010, 11:36 am
What the F*CK IS that thing???


BET HE DIDNT SEE THAT COMING -




KING WENCESLAS - "Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the feast of Stephen" Don't know what he was looking at, that guy was as blind as they come!


TAGS: how blind are you if you cant tell your horse is upside down
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

rdtotteniii - December 29, 2010, 9:23 am
The position of the horse's legs show what happened to the rider during a battle....So WTF happened to this guy?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:11 pm
Oh Crap, I think I just wet myself laughing. 5 what the hell is he riding's?


PATIENCE -




COURT CASE - When called into court to help the prosecution convict his own brother of fraud He instead decided to turn a blind eye to the situation




PRIDE - Isn't that one of those 7 deadly sins?


TAGS: 7 deadly sins pride blind patriotism
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Lincoln

GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:45 pm
and it goeth, before the fall.....THIS IS SPARTA!!!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 7:26 pm

I don't see where this is political, just lame
Overlord Douchebag - January 25, 2010, 7:24 pm
Someone move this crap to Politifake.


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BLIND PEOPLE - always knowing where to strike


TAGS: blind
Rating: 2.32/5

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BLIND DATES - You never can be too sure.


TAGS: blind dating
Rating: 2.15/5

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LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 9:26 am
Now or later? Now or later? Man I HATE these kinds of questions...I can just never make up my mind! OKay...Now. NO! LATER! Awww dammit, just surprise us!
bloke - April 27, 2009, 11:30 pm
she is to ugly for slander
statelawinves - April 27, 2009, 11:22 pm
Would your site like a slander suit now or later?
statelawinves - April 27, 2009, 11:20 pm
This image violates someones rights as gossip and should therefore be removed. Thanks.
statelawinve - April 27, 2009, 11:19 pm
This image violates someones rights as gossip and should e removed.
bOB Chin - February 26, 2009, 5:46 pm
Well.. She doesn't have a cane or a service dog, so I'm thinking see can see, but if I saw her coming as a blind date, I'd be sure to make pretend I had CP and move on.


THE BLIND GYPSY - sees an upsidedown graph in your near future




leading -


TAGS: the blind
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

mizzdizz - July 5, 2015, 7:11 pm
To quote a friend of mine who's blind, the answer is, "ouch!" LOL! 5L
concern3 - July 5, 2015, 8:15 am
nice a 5er


Honesty -


TAGS: honesty dangerous blind date organ harvest good thing mine is silver
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:10 am
Luuuuv this, Silvie!! Mine's black! LOL! 5 goth lions


It's science! -




Blind Date -


TAGS: blind date lgvernon s calendar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - March 4, 2015, 3:57 am
Thanks!
concern3 - March 4, 2015, 2:33 am
funny 5er


Savings -


TAGS: blind instant gratification
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 19, 2014, 8:31 am
Great image, wise observation. 5


Follow me -


TAGS: mice blind saying leads trap bad scenario
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 7:46 pm
Pretty sure if had been cut even the blind could still find it...hahaha.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:37 pm
Well, so long as it hasn't been cut yet....
Bolverk3778 - January 26, 2016, 8:39 pm
Very true. ask the Incumbent Politicians who have been in Congress, Senate or a Member of Parliament for more than two terms -Why are they still making the mistakes that they did when first elected- you will not get a straight reply.
GaryO - January 18, 2016, 9:51 pm
read the booklet (reqr'd reading)didn't get redeemable thing outta it. Those little springy wiresda hurt though
MissPriss - January 18, 2016, 9:32 pm
Secretly, that's always been my goal.
mizzdizz - January 18, 2016, 8:14 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Laughed so loud, I pissed off my touchy neighbor! Always fun to make him rant!!!!! 5 ROTFL lions and bonus points for pissing off the neighbor!
lgvernon - January 18, 2016, 3:18 pm

Somebody MOVED MY CHEESE!
MissPriss - January 18, 2016, 2:18 pm
Ok, but did you get the cheez? Missed out if you didn't teehee
lgvernon - January 18, 2016, 2:15 pm

Been there, done that. Got the cane.


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